emocirclejerk:

this ain’t a scene it’s a metaphor

(Source: virtualkere)

vulg:

How to Save Earth From…Us

vulg:

*steals your heart and sells it on the black market*

vulg:

How can a taco tweet?

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexymagikarp)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: inflexa)

vulg:

Getting a fist in the ass? It’s a metaphor

  1. Camera: SONY DSC-H55
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/40th
  4. Focal Length: 7mm

(Source: itslatingirl)

  • friend: do you want to hang out?
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask mom*
  • me: she said no

vulg:

My vagina has a zipper, it’s a metaphor

vulg:

Girls ☺️

officialunitedstates:

prisoner escapes from jail in orange jump suit, runs to forest, blends in as hunter.  skeptic cop says where’s your gun.  prisoner says i only eat what i can kill with my bare hands.  cop says ok.  prisoner free at last.  reblog if you were inspired

oreoofficial:

the person ur gonna marry could be licking a butthole right now