this ain’t a scene it’s a metaphor
How to Save Earth From…Us
*steals your heart and sells it on the black market*
How can a taco tweet?
Getting a fist in the ass? It’s a metaphor
My vagina has a zipper, it’s a metaphor
prisoner escapes from jail in orange jump suit, runs to forest, blends in as hunter. skeptic cop says where’s your gun. prisoner says i only eat what i can kill with my bare hands. cop says ok. prisoner free at last. reblog if you were inspired
the person ur gonna marry could be licking a butthole right now